smegmafactoryy:

This cat is Italian-American coded

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

casualcarnage:

saint-batrick:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

musicalhell:

everythingfox:

He has places to be

Only valid landlord

mametzwood:

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

catpaku:

Just a little Undertale piece!

grettir-dun:

endminx:

highfunctioningfool:

Originally posted by allgeekmemes

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

thelooniemoonie:

thelooniemoonie:

“Dont drink coffee after 2 PM” is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

“OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I’ll be up all night” sounds like a skill issue

hoverman0:

brxsm:

raytorotits: